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Witty Yeti Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge with Family-Friendly Novelty Notes. Feel The Satisfaction of Pranking Idiot Parkers with Funny Notices, Xmas Stocking Stuffers

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  • PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, when they find your sassy citation!
  • EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips.
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  • BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!
  • THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens.

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Don't get mad at parking lot idiots, get even using our 50 pack of bad parking revenge cards that are appropriate for the whole family!

Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards for vengeance that won't end with a visit from the police. You get to enjoy sweet revenge, while your target is forced to recognize how stupid they parked. With our assorted set of sayings, there's a priceless insult for everyone!

No pen, no problem!

We already wrote the insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card right under their cars windshield wiper and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Ruin that motorcycle maniac's day and let them feel your rage with a unique mean message of choice.

Are these cards safe for work?

These non-vulgar cards are family friendly! Perfect for use at the office on your dumb coworkers who just can't stay between the lines. Looking for something extra spicy? We offer a crude 18+ edition for when kid friendly and clean doesn't cut it.

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Some smash hits include:

Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines.

Expensive European car? You look rich, so do us all a favor and buy yourself some parking lessons.

I'm not even mad. This parking job is so bad, I'm actually impressed.

I've seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job.

What’s in the box?

You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 various phrases.

Satisfaction Assured for Life!

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!

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4.7 out of 5 stars
4.7 out of 5
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Customers like the fun, quality and size of the parking meter cards. For example, they mention that they're hilarious, perfect size to keep in your car and easy to store in a mug. That said, opinions are mixed on value.

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57 customers mention54 positive3 negative

Customers find the cards hilarious, hysterical, and great gag gifts. They also appreciate the cute little sarcastic remarks about people parking. Overall, customers find the sayings in the back super funny and a perfect petty nastiness.

"These are hilarious. Perfect size to keep in your car and use whenever the opportunity arises." Read more

"Bought for Christmas dice game. It was a funny addition for the trade game." Read more

"...Girlfriends be cautious lol! Cute little sarcastic remarks about people parking. Good quality was pleased would buy again." Read more

"...These are hilarious and while they may not be kind, it feels really really good to leave them on cars of deserving people!" Read more

30 customers mention27 positive3 negative

Customers are satisfied with the quality of the cards. They mention that they are made of thick paper that will hold up to most weather. Customers also say that the cards are a great idea and a good stocking stuffer.

"Good quality card stock, crisp text, nicely packaged, affordable white elephant gift exchange for a party or as a gift for those who have everything...." Read more

"...Cute little sarcastic remarks about people parking. Good quality was pleased would buy again." Read more

"...They are a little smaller than. Uno cards but very durable. If they weren’t so outrageously priced, I would’ve bought like five more!..." Read more

"...The paper is good quality cardstock that has some weight so they're not super flimsy." Read more

14 customers mention10 positive4 negative

Customers like the size of the cards. They mention that they're small, but snarky, and easy to store in their car or purse. Some say the cards are one size fits all and are awesome to keep in your car.

"These are hilarious. Perfect size to keep in your car and use whenever the opportunity arises." Read more

"...Small enough to keep on hand in vehicle glove box or console for that moment you discover a recipient that needs recognition on their atrocious..." Read more

"These hit the spot with funny insults. They are a little smaller than. Uno cards but very durable...." Read more

"...The size of the cards are pretty good size as well. Totally worth the buy. People who park bad must be made aware... haha" Read more

12 customers mention12 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the nice touches, cute little cards, and glossy business cards of the toy. They also say the idea is hysterical and unique.

"Good quality card stock, crisp text, nicely packaged, affordable white elephant gift exchange for a party or as a gift for those who have everything...." Read more

"...A little pricey but it’s a unique item so understandable." Read more

"...and pleased by the good quality of the cards- they look like glossy business cards. I could not ask for anything better!!!" Read more

"I think the idea of these cards is hysterical especially if you buy it as a gag gift for someone with road rage...." Read more

5 customers mention5 positive0 negative

Customers find the product smart, inventive, and perfect for getting your point across. They also say it's handy at unexpected times and can be a good prank.

"These are hilarious and be quite useful at work because people can't park" Read more

"So awesome. Very funny and not distasteful. Gets the point across." Read more

"...They arrived quickly and in great condition. They are perfect for getting your point across to people in a nice way, LOL...." Read more

"These come in handy at unexpected times. Pretty hilarious and can be a good prank." Read more

4 customers mention4 positive0 negative

Customers like the different sayings and comments in the toy. They say it helps diminish driving and parking frustrations.

"These cards are fun. They have different sayings and they are packed with black cards seperating the different sayings, allowing you to change..." Read more

"...Guess you can't complain about that. I loved the different sayings and if I saw kids items in the car, I used a more tame card, JIC little hands..." Read more

"Liked the selection of comments. Helps diminish driving and parking frustrations. My friends also like them, too." Read more

"Good choice of words..." Read more

14 customers mention9 positive5 negative

Customers are mixed about the value of the toy. Some mention it's hilarious and worth the money, while others say it'd be a good gift for a white elephant exchange.

"Good quality card stock, crisp text, nicely packaged, affordable white elephant gift exchange for a party or as a gift for those who have everything...." Read more

"...The size of the cards are pretty good size as well. Totally worth the buy. People who park bad must be made aware... haha" Read more

"...Friend had same pack yet hers came with 50 phrases. Very Disappointed for the money...." Read more

"Not thin and flimsy, perfect weight, excellent value for the money and very giftable!" Read more

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It's amazing how much satisfaction I get when using these. I posted them on my social media and had at least a dozen people ask where they can get them...and 50 other people comment on how they were going to buy some. Definitely a great gift.
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Brandon Rowell
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilariously perfect
Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2024
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These are hilarious. Perfect size to keep in your car and use whenever the opportunity arises.
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Lcja
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious gift for Christmas game night
Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2024
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Bought for Christmas dice game. It was a funny addition for the trade game.
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N. Nick
5.0 out of 5 stars Nice little gift for someone who has everything.
Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2023
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Good quality card stock, crisp text, nicely packaged, affordable white elephant gift exchange for a party or as a gift for those who have everything. Small enough to keep on hand in vehicle glove box or console for that moment you discover a recipient that needs recognition on their atrocious parking job.
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Cat P
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and great for laughs
Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2024
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White elephant exchange gift that brought some laughs. If you're overly sensitive, skip them.
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Heather ogden
4.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny
Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2024
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Bought for my boyfriend as a gag gift, little did I know he was going to use it with me around! Girlfriends be cautious lol! Cute little sarcastic remarks about people parking. Good quality was pleased would buy again.
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Dolly
5.0 out of 5 stars fitting-
Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2024
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Perfect gift, nicely packaged.
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Kelly Lechner
5.0 out of 5 stars FUNNY!
Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2024
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Great idea for hubby gift...
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Chief
5.0 out of 5 stars Good choice of words
Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2024
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These cards speak directly to ones inability to park as they should. I use these instead of a citation as a retired police chief.
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Colorcrazy
5.0 out of 5 stars WOW RIGHT TO THE POINT
Reviewed in Canada on April 13, 2024
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Love these... I'll be definitely leaving them on cars!
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charlene chambers
5.0 out of 5 stars There's 1 in every lot!
Reviewed in Canada on October 26, 2017
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These are exactly what I needed...... especially in the Walmart parking lot & at work!
They arrived over a week early, and in perfect condition.
Decently priced as well.
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Rodger
1.0 out of 5 stars Do not buy!!!!
Reviewed in Canada on January 24, 2022
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DO NOT BUY!!! Package came pre opened, looked like from a second hand seller with creases on both the front and back openings. NONE OF THE CARDS had any of the sayings on them, just “hey” with and plain black card stock. Will be sending back immediately.
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Rodger
1.0 out of 5 stars Do not buy!!!!
Reviewed in Canada on January 24, 2022
DO NOT BUY!!! Package came pre opened, looked like from a second hand seller with creases on both the front and back openings. NONE OF THE CARDS had any of the sayings on them, just “hey” with and plain black card stock. Will be sending back immediately.
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